What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:12

-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.